Harms Way Announce the “No Apostrophe’s No Fun” 2015 Tour with Twitching Tongues

True story: I pitched Harm’s Way on an interview for MetalSucks in which we’d discuss nothing but grammar, and they declined. Someone call the fun police! Harm’s Way has no sense of humor!

That wont stop the apostrophe-challenged band from touring with new Metal Blade signee’s Twitching Tongue’s this fall, on which theyll take they’re uber srs faces on the road and do nothing but uber srs business for the adoring fan’s. After finishing they’re set each night they will retire to there van and enjoy a tasty club soda with lime juice, after which theyll retire to the nearest Holiday Inn Express (Motel 6 wont do) to make sure they get a proper nights sleep. They will wake up bright and early to shower, eat a proper breakfast of fruit salad, do there daily routine of pushup’s and situp’s, then promptly get on the road to the next city to arrive promptly at the scheduled load in time. Real bunch of pro’s, these guy’s!

Homewrecker and Malice at the Palace will join too. Maybe theyll be down to have some beer’s with me and the Twitching Tongue’s dudes. Dates:

11/11 Mesa, AZ @ The Underground (TT only)
11/13 Dallas, TX @ Tomcats West
11/15 Houston, TX @ Walter’s Downtown
11/17 Orlando, FL @ Backbooth
11/18 Tampa, FL @ Epic Problem
11/19 Jacksonville, FL @ Underbelly
11/20 Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade/Purgatory
11/21 Charlotte, NC @ Tremont Music Hall
11/22 Richmond, VA @ Canal Club
11/23 Amityville, NY @ Amityville Music Hall
11/25 Toronto, ON @ The Garrison (no Harm’s Way)
11/26 Montreal, QC @ La Vitrola (no Harm’s Way)
11/27 Cambridge, MA @ The Middle East Downstairs
11/28 New York, NY @ The Studio @ Webster Hall
11/29 Philadelphia, PA @ Voltage Lounge (no Harm’s Way)
12/1 Pittsburgh, PA @ Cattivo
12/2 Cleveland, OH @ Now That’s Class
12/3 Detroit, MI @ The Cafe (no Harm’s Way)
12/4 Chicago, IL @ Double Door

[via Lambgoat]