Rounds 29-32: Vince Neil vs. Tommy Lee, Chad Kroeger vs. Scott Stapp, Chris Fronzak vs. David Gunn, Danny Leal vs. Matty K.
All of yesterday’s losers got totally creamed: turns out, you folks are more mad about Kiss Koffins than you are about The Osbournes, you think Courtney Love is a bigger A-Hole than Marilyn Manson, and you like the brunette Butcher Baby even less than you like the blonde Butcher Baby. Also: yes, Frank Palmeri sucks.
Below are the next four match-ups! The polls for these rounds close at 2:30 pm EST, Thursday, August 27.
VINCE NEIL VS. TOMMY LEE
In the years since the release of The Dirt, these guys have either come a long way in terms of not hating each other’s guts, or just learned to smile pretty for the cameras and collect their check. Regardless, the arc of their careers are the same: they’ve gone from representing glam at its very best to representing glam at its very worst. But who is the worst of the worst? Vince Neil killed someone, but at least he never made a rap album, right? The choice is yours — vote now!
CHAD KROEGER VS. SCOTT STAPP
The frontmen for arguably the two most heinous active rock radio bands of the past twenty years are guilty of any number of crimes, from shitty music to spousal abuse to being Canadian. But who is more loathsome? Make your choice!
CHRIS FRONZAK VS. DAVID GUNN
As if there weren’t enough reasons to be embarrassed about being caucasian.
DANNY LEAL VS. MATTY K.
One of these guys really DID go missing, albeit only on his then-band; the other one PRETENDED to go missing, because, uh, well, he’s a shit-head! Which offense is worse? You decide!
THE BRACKET SO FAR (click to enlarge):
