Rounds 21-24: Danny Worsnop vs. Denis Stoff, Jonathan Davis vs. Fred Durst, Mike Portnoy vs. Dino Cazares, Blake Judd vs. Hunter Hunt-Hendrix
We had to take a break last week due to technical issues, but we’re back! The results from the most recent battles of putzes are in! Chris Holmes was deemed more offensive than Blackie Lawless (by just TWO votes!) in the battle of which W.A.S.P. can sting the hardest, Paul Di’Anno’s homophobia was deemed worse than Rat Skates whackadoo religious propaganda, Shaggy 2 Dope came out looking the most dopey of ICP’s two leadmen, and Wes Scantlin’s wars against airport luggage conveyor belts were deemed greater crimes than Sully Erna’s continual assault on our ears.
Below are the next four match-ups! The polls for these rounds close at 2:30 pm EST, Tuesday, August 25.
DANNY WORSNOP VS. DENIS STOFF
Who is worse: the guy who helped start Asking Alexandria, or the guy who actively wanted to join Asking Alexandria? Bonus demerit: Worsnop is illiterate. Bonus demerit: AA is actually Stoff’s SECOND unbearably terrible band. Which putz is putzier? You decide!
JONATHAN DAVIS VS. FRED DURST
The Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini of nu-metal having been making us all look bad for twenty years now. We STILL can’t believe these assholes are so famous. But which asshole is stinkier? Vote now!
MIKE PORTNOY VS. DINO CAZARES
One of these dudes hates MetalSucks because we won’t share our pizza with him. One of these dudes hates MetalSucks because he’s from Long Island. Which one is more deserving of being constantly ridiculed and berated on this very website? The choice is yours!
BLAKE JUDD VS. HUNTER HUNT-HENDRIX
Is it worse to be a pretentious tool or a thieving liar? Uh, well… at least Blake has talent to waste. Or does that just make his offense all the worse? Cast your vote and seal their fate!!!
THE BRACKET SO FAR (click to enlarge):
