Rounds 17 – 20: Blackie Lawless Vs. Chris Holmes, Paul Di’Anno Vs. Rat Skates, Shaggy 2 Dope Vs. Violent J, Sully Erna Vs. Wes Scantlin
Yesterday’s shamefully victorious putzes: Mushroomhead FINALLY beat Slipknot at something!, Giorgios Germenis’ politcal fascism was deemed more offensive than Bronson Ellery’s thugery, Axel Rudi Pell and David DeFeis discovered that the only thing worse than being from Long Island is being from Germany, and the fact that Lucas Mann’s pants are on fire pissed off people more than the fact that Jon Leon has an ego the size of Los Angeles.
Below are the next four match-ups! The polls for these rounds close at 2:30 pm EST, Monday, August 17.
BLACKIE LAWLESS VS. CHRIS HOLMES
Surprise, surprise: everyone who was in W.A.S.P. when the band was at the peak of their success is an asshole! Holmes was already notorious for certain famous interview involving a swimming pool, a bottle of vodka, and his mother, but now he’s famous for being a racist who makes inadvertently hilarious music videos, too. Lawless, meanwhile, is a schmuck to his fans, wants the world to think he’s a young, fit man, not an old, fat fuck, and apparently doesn’t know who Adolf Hitler was. Which of these W.A.S.P.s deserves to have his stinger torn off? You decide!
PAUL DI’ANNO VS. RAT SKATES
What happens when a homophobic master criminal gets into a putz fight with a religious nutcase? Since neither of these guys are in the bands that made them famous anymore, does it even matter? That, dear readers, is up to you!
SHAGGY 2 DOPE VS. VIOLENT J
We know they’re both insane clowns, but which of these miracles are more — or, um, rather, LESS — miraculous? Finally, you get to make a GOOD Sophie’s Choice!!!
SULLY ERNA VS. WES SCANTLIN
It’s the duel of the talentless scumbags! One pulled a Vince Neil and left a young woman with serious brain damage; the other is abusive to his wife, his fans, the IRS, and airports. Which of these no-putz putzes is the BIGGER putz, though? Vote now!
THE BRACKET SO FAR (click to enlarge):
