Reader Poll: Would You Watch Metal Porn?

Some years back, metal photographer Jeremy Saffer took a series of pictures portraying nude women wearing corpse paint and other trappings of the black metal scene. The photos were lauded by bringing together two incongruous art forms, one which was very sexy and another which was, well, less so.

A friend recently mentioned Saffer’s work to me, and it got me thinking: there’s a lot of punk, goth, and alternative pornography out there, but there’s very little true metal porn. I’m talking guys and gals in battle jackets, bullet belts, Hellhammer shirts, and, yes, corpse paint, having vivid and lascivious sex on camera to a soundtrack of Abruptum and Mutant Supremacy. But maybe that doesn’t exist because no one wants to watch it.

So you tell us: would you watch metal porn? And I’m not just asking the dudes here — most of the women I know love porn on the regular. Ladies, would you find porn featuring leather-clad long-haired heshers appealing? Does James Deen in a Lemmy mustache interest you? Would you search for ‘kvlt’ on RedTube?