Harm’s Way Still Do Not Understand Apostrophes, Will Tour Anyway

You’d think that after the whole brouhaha involving Harm’s Way’s album release earlier this year — let alone the presumption that the members graduated the 5th grade — the guys in the band would finally understand the correct usage of that most delicate curly-cue of punctuation marks, the apostrophe. The band went and fixed their album artwork after the fact fer chrissakes!!

But nope. A press release arrived at the MS Mansion yesterday with the correctly apostrophe’d “Harm’s Way” in the email subject, then this gigantic butt-nugget in the body:

Unless Harm’s Way are trying to be clever and suggest that they now stand in the way of many harms instead of just one, they done fucked up here… again.

And, again, this egregious error managed to make it through not just all four band members, but at least one designer, label staff at Deathwish, an array of managers and/or booking agents AND all of those people associated with the other two bands on the tour. AND NO ONE NOTICED.

Wow.

Here are those tour dates if you enjoy moshing with fellow 4th grade-level English speakers:

June 1 Paris, France @ Trabendo ^
June 2 Geneve, Switzerland @ L’Usine ^
June 3 Karlsruhe, Germany @ Substage ^
June 4 Berlin, Germany @ SO36 ^
June 5 Koln, Germany @ Essigfabrik ^
June 6 Quefurt, Germany @ RTS Fest %
June 7 Munchen, Germany @ Feierwerk %
June 8 Prague, Czech Republic @ 007 %
June 9 Budapest, Hungary @ Kvlt %
June 10 Dresden, Germany @ Chemiefabrik %
June 11 Hamburg, Germany @ Hafenklang %
June 12 Copenhagen, Denmark @ Pumpehuset %
June 13 Osnabruck, Germany @ Bastard Club %
July 2 Chicago, IL @ Beat Kitchen *
July 3 Minneapolis, MN @ Minnehaha Free Space *
July 5 Omaha, NE @ Lookout Lounge *
July 6 Denver, CO @ Marquis Theatre *
July 8 Salt Lake City, UT @ The Music Garage *
July 9 Reno, NV @ Holland Project
July 10 San Francisco, CA @ Thee Parkside *
July 11 Los Angeles, CA @ Los Globos *
July 12 Pomona, CA @ PBW *
July 14 Phoenix, AZ @ Pub Rock Live *
July 15 El Paso, TX @ Mesa Music Hall *
July 16 Dallas, TX @ Son of Hermann Hall *
July 18 St. Louis, MO @ Firebird *
July 19 Louisville, KY @ New Albany Production House *
July 20 Pittsburgh, PA @ Cattivo *
July 21 Brooklyn, NY @ Knitting Factory *
July 22 Baltimore, MD @ Side Bar *
July 23-26 Philadelphia, PA @ This Is Hardcore Festival

^ = (DW Fest Europe) w/ Converge, Trap Them, YAITW, and more
% = w/ The Southern Oracle
* = w/ The Beautiful Ones, Eternal Sleep