Thy Art is Murder Bring the Triple A Riffs on “Light Bearer”

The Austerity Program’s brilliant Justin Foley once coined the term “Triple A Riffs” to describe riffs a musician “resort to for everyday breakdowns.” Via precise scientific experimentation, Mr. Foley also proved that these riffs can be written, recorded, and mixed within a number of hours.

But honestly, I’d be surprised if it even took Thy Art is Murder hours to come up with with this shit. I mean, I know listening to/watching it feels like it takes hours on account of it being more or less the most monotonous, generic deathcore song ever… but how long could it really take to make some minor adjustments to pre-existing riffs that have been ripped-off with such frequency that nobody really remembers who wrote the damn things in the first place? I mean, there’s a computer that could write this shit for you!

Thy Art is Murder‘s new album is out blah blah blah who gives a shit.