11 Metal Songs About Farts

It’s extremely juvenile, I know, but farts will never stop being funny to me. If that offends anyone, I’m sincerely sorry… actually, fuck it, no apologies.

So: this post on the appropriately named Toilet ov Hell devoted specifically to metal songs about passing gas. Self explanatory! Most impressively, ToH writer Cybernetic Organism really dug deep for a lot of these most flatulent cuts. Sure, some of them on more on the punk side of things, but we’ll let ’em slide in the name of breaking the wind.

Get to tootin’ here with a couple of samples below. Best avoid if you just ate lunch.