More Metal Missed Connections: Faith No More and Mastodon

Missed connections posts for encounters at metal shows are always good for a laugh, a cry or both at the same time. A missed connection at an Ulcerate show once even led to a healthy puke. Some are real and some are most certainly fake, but they’re all entertaining nonetheless.

Two missed connection posts we know for a fact haven’t been fabricated for the amusement of the metal masses: one from last week’s Faith No More show out of body experience and the other from last night’s Mastodon performance in Central Park. We know so ’cause they were sent in by our own personal friends.

First up we have personal friend of MS Julia Sutowski, who had what it sounds like was an absolutely transcendental experience at Faith No More:

Help her find her spirit animal for chrissakes!! Spread the word. We will find Mr. Blue Shirt, don’t you worry, Julia.

Next up we have this Craigslist post sent in by friend o’ MetalSucks Christina L. Newsflash, dude: plenty of females frequent metal shows these days, and Mastodon cast a wide net outside of metal anyway… but nevertheless, let’s help this man find his dream girl:

Looking for Cute Mastodon Fan From SummerStage – m4w (Midtown)

Watching Mastondon absolutely destroy Central Park, look to my left during “Blood and Thunder” and notice a way too attractive chick to be at this show. You were wearing a black and white striped dress, dirty blonde hair, and knew an impressive amount of their music. I waited too long to say anything and you left. The possibly pregnant lady between us then turned to me and asked why I didn’t say anything. So here we are. Send me a message to let me know if it’s you. We should go out and talk about Mastodon, or anything really.

Get to spreading this around the interwebs so these two lovebirds can find their mates. Go go go!