A Sh*tstain on the Ass of the Universe, #32: Hasta La Muerte

WHAT HATH ATTILA WROUGHT?!?!

We saw bands kinda-sorta do the whole “hair metalcore” thing before Attila, but shit has really gotten out of hand since that band took off. Case in point: Hasta La Muerte (Spanish for “To Death”), a band of such low quality that they don’t just make me ashamed to be a metalhead, they make me ashamed to be a biped.

If Dying Fetus called it quits out of shame of being endorsed by this band, I would be neither surprised nor judgmental of their decision.

If maternity wards across the globe started showing this video to all new parents of little baby girls as a way of illustrating the awful fate that will befall their daughters should they completely fail as parents, I would be neither surprised nor judgmental of their decision.

If all of the world’s leaders united to sterilize the entire human race because of this video, I would be neither surprised nor judgmental of their decision.

Watch the video below if you want to know what True Evil really looks like. Be forewarned that it’s NSFW because the lady is basically naked the whole time because the band’s members are at least smart enough to know that the only reason anyone would ever suffer through this shit is because of there’s a basically-naked lady in it.

https://youtu.be/XRcyr2VKln4

Our old pal Shanbomb brought this our attention. Hey, fuck you, Shanbomb! What did we ever to do you???