Video: Decrepit Birth’s Samus Paulicelli The Heavy Metal Chicken Dance

Who doesn’t love The Chicken Dance? History’s most celebrated animal-themed shimmy is a surefire way to kick up the energy at any grade school Thanksgiving presentation, wedding, bar mitzvah, quinceañera, or funeral and the turn the event into one attendees shall never forget!

Fantastic though The Chicken Dance is, however, it was still lacking one key element: FUCKIN’ METAL. What extreme music fan hasn’t fantasized about someday being able to perform The Chicken Dance in a mosh pit? When it comes to metal fans’ most frequently imagined dream scenarios, it’s right up there with “Cliff Burton Survives,” “Ozzy Actually Does Retire After No More Tears,” and “Every Record Label Passes on HELLYEAH.”

Well, folks, hold on to your butts, because the fantasy is now a reality! Decrepit Birth drummer and cinemetallic auteur Samus “66Samus” Paulicelli has recorded The Heavy metal Chicken Dance… and made an awesome video to go along with it! How much do you love this guy?

So stand up, clear some room, shake and stretch those arms and legs to get warmed up, and assume that birdlike pose: it’s time for THE HEAVY METAL CHICKEN DANCE!!!