Yo Metal Band Jokes

Yo metal band is so fat, they thought Rings Of Saturn was a belt store.

Yo metal band is so stupid, they brought a bottle of Johnny Walker to a Black Label Society show.

Yo metal band is so ugly, their girlfriends tell them to keep the corpsepaint on in bed.

Yo metal band is so stupid, they missed a Halestorm set because “they weren’t dressed for the weather.”

Yo metal band is so hairy, they got an Alpo sponsorship.

Yo metal band is so ugly, Otep threw them off a tour for smiling at her.

Yo metal band is so stupid, they thought Funeral Mist was a soap brand.

Yo metal band is so fat, Dino Cazares took them aside and told them they needed help.

Yo metal band is so false, someone asked them if they liked Venom and they said they were more into Superman.

Yo metal band is so ugly, Pig Destroyer wrote a song about them.

Yo metal band is so cheap, they owe Blake Judd money.

Yo metal band is so dramatic, they broke up during e-mail scheduling of their first rehearsal.

Yo band is so stupid, they thought Mike Patton was a WWII general.

Yo metal band is so smelly, they got thrown out of Wacken Open Air for stinking up the place.

Yo metal band is so ugly, Halford wouldn’t fuck them with Gaahl’s dick.

Yo metal band is so stupid, they want to know when the next As I Lay Dying album will be out.

Yo metal band is so false, they put on Liturgy when they’re in the mood for “the harder stuff.”

Yo metal band is so homophobic, Chris Fronzak and Phil Labonte denounced them in the press.

Yo metal band is so stupid, they thought King Parrot was a pet store.

Yo metal band is so sweaty, Watain are too grossed out to play with them.

Yo metal band is so fat, Triptykon couldn’t find a chasmata melana enough to fit them in.

Yo metal band is so hairy, Mastodon offered to lend them hair clippers.

Yo metal band is so false, they paid to play the Gathering of the Juggalos.

Yo metal band is so stupid, they complained about MetalSucks being an anti-metal site.