Band No One Has Ever Heard of Before Gets Attention for Racist Bassist

Sad news, guys: Lambgoat reports that Lionfight had to fire their bassist for making some really ignorant, bigoted remarks about the Baltimore riots!

This brouhaha, of course, begs two questions: 1) Can Lionfight survive without their bassist?, and 2) Who the fuck are Lionfight?

The second question, at least, is fair, ’cause this is easily the most press Lionfight have ever received. In fact, search for “Lionfight” on almost any website which reported this story and chances are, the only thing which’ll come up is… this story.

Which might seem unfortunate, because it means Lionfight will now be known as “That band that had to fire their bassist for being a racist.” But then you hear the band’s music and you’re like, “Oh, I totally get why nobody cared about this band a week ago.”

(And before you ask: no, the irony of that song’s title is not lost on me.)

Conclusion: assholes stink like shit, and this entire story was a waste of time. Thanks for reading!