Pantera Fans Can Now Buy Rex Brown’s Gear, Gold Records, and Stinky Sneakers

Rex Brown is selling a ton of his shit online. We don’t know why Rex Brown is selling a ton of his shit online, although The PRP surmises that it could be because he owes money to the IRS. But who knows? Maybe he just needs some extra closet space.

In any case, if you’re a Pantera/Down/Kill Devil Hill fan and you have some extra dough burning a hole in your pocket, you can now purchase some cool memorabilia, like Rex’s old basses, amps and cabs, pedals, and gold records.

But there are some far more exciting items on sale than the gear Rex used to make metal history and the plaques commemorating his success. For example, there are several pairs of Rex’s old footwear, which, it seems safe to assume, smell like Rex’s feet, so you can inhale some of his molecules. Better still, the bathrobe he used on the 2001 Extreme Steel Tour is available for $300, so now your junk can touch where Rex’s junk has touched! And for all you scientists out there, one of Rex’s used sweatbands available, offering you the chance to wring out some of his DNA and clone him. Wowza!

This is pure heavy metal magic, people. Don’t miss out! Place your orders here.