Saturday To Grow

Now, I know what you’re probably thinking: “OMSBJ is my creepy sexy Uncle Wingerschmidt finally going to teach me how to grow the hiley wiley g-g-g-ganja?!?!?”

First off, please — call me Daddy.

And alas no, growing George & Martha’s favorite plant has never been my forte.  But that’s why G-d invented the internets.

So what/how/why else can we grow?

Grow wider?  Nah, I’m doing the exact opposite of that.

Grow bigger….in the pants?  Well, the unanimous consensus is that I’m more than good in that area already.

Grow spiritually?  Emotionally?  Personally???

Exactly.  It’s time to forego some of those pesky distractions, take a serious look in the mirror, and grow onward/upward/inward — forrealzzz this time.  Shed those bad habits.  Re-assess our substance (ab)use.  Make good on all those stuffs we’ve been meaning to accomplish.  Embrace change.  Find our peace.  Work it out and take a step back from those who don’t actually care about or foster our well-being — it’s time to save ourselves once and for all.

Spring is upon us; it’s the season of re-birth and shedding/showing skin — and hopefully the carpets of our souls can finally match those sexy drapes.  Working on it myself, hope you are too! <3

Admittedly the below is a very non-metal playlist, so don’t be shy — and I know you won’t — please drop your recommendations for heavier “grow” tunes in the comments section…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXDf9UwHGF4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAQQ-LguDWk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYCJ5qkVqX8