In The Groan Zone: Find A “Witchfinder General Finder”

Here it is only Thursday, yet already this week, a reader of MetalSucks has been tormented by a wealth of immediate, mercilessly catchy jams. Let’s tally a few of them, for doing so may cease their maddening cycle in our brains: This heavy glam jam is a Khan-level earworm. This shred-punk record is wall-to-wall hooks. And then there’s this pair of poppy stoner metal aces. Man, it must be noisy in your head right now with each of those songs on repeat.

It’s not over, friend! So let’s pause to clear the skipping CDs from our consciousness — pump out 30 push-ups, take a hot shower, smoke a doob, blare white noise into your face, whatever it takes to cleanse your palette. For here comes another bastardly awesome jam that will march into your mind and unpack its shit for a long stay: Groan’s “Witchfinder General Finder” (below). Like a stoner metal Steel Panther, Groan both lives and lampoons their genre’s vibe — that song title, that hilar band pic (above) — just as a “groan” can emit from both the annoyed and the orgasmic. Put me down for one of each. Crank it up!

Groan’s Highrospliffics EP came out yesterday via Superhot. Order here.