BREAKING: Slipknot Guitarist Mick Thomson Stabbed in the Head by Brother

I can’t believe this is a real thing that happened, but here we are.

Local Iowa news outlet KCCI reports that forty-one-year-old Slipknot guitarist Mick Thomson has “sustained a stab wound to the back of his head” during an altercation with his younger brother, Andrew, age thirty-five. Both brothers, in fact, suffered “serious injuries,” although “None of the injuries were life-threatening.”

You will probably not be shocked to learn that both of the Thomson brothers were reportedly intoxicated when the incident occurred.

As of this writing, charges haven’t been pressed, but the investigation is ongoing.

Thanks: Saul Hudson