New Terry Richardson Photos Prove Marilyn Manson is Far Less Freaky Than His Dad

Once your magazine has had Kim Kardashian’s bare ass on the cover, you’ve got nowhere to go down. Exhibit A: the latest issue of Paper, which helped “break the internet” last year, is adorned by a photo of Marilyn Manson. I’m sure it’s just flying off shelves.

Anyone who does purchase the issue, though, will be treated to some pictures of Marilyn Manson and his dad, Hugh Warner. The pics were taken by celebrity photographer/molester Terry Richardson, who I guess thought it would be cute to have Mr. Warner adorned in make-up identical to that worn by his son.

The results will haunt my nightmares for a million moons to come.

WOW. Just look at that punim! I am almost positive that when I was a little boy and I thought there was a monster hiding under my bed, I thought that monster looked like Hugh Warner.

The silver lining is that men everywhere now have a new thought to conjure when attempting to delay orgasm.

[via Metal Insider]