Tool Too Busy Making Blankets to Record New Album

Do you love Tool? Do you have $156? Do you currently need a blanket to drape across your couch or use as the backdrop for the crucifixion of an adult female? Then Tool have got the product for you — THE TOOL MULTI-PURPOSE BLANKET!!!There are a “very limited quantity” of these blankets available, because they’re made from recycled Tool shirts, which is to say, the band had X number of old shirts that had been sitting in a warehouse since forever and someone thought of a clever way to repurpose them, make them seem special (“LIMITED EDITION!!!!!!!”), and get them out the door. Point being, if you want one, don’t hesitate! Order now!!!

[via Metal Insider]