Tool Issue Non-Update Update on New Album

Great news, Tool fans: you are not about to be rewarded for your patience. It’s been nearly 3,285 days since the release of 10,000 Days, and if this nonsensical update from the band is any indication, we may have to wait another yet another 6,715 days for a new Tool record:

Um… what? Why does it matter whether or not they start at the ending? Was Jones’ “ending for a new Tool arrangement” also the ending for the final song on the album? And are they writing the songs for that album in the order in which they’ll appear on the finished record? Because if not, it really doesn’t matter what part of which song they wrote first.

So that update really doesn’t tell us jack shit, which is frustrating — almost as frustrating as the realization that they’re talking about one single piece of one single song.

Fuck, I hate being right all the time.

[via Metal Injection]