Metal Grasshopper, Episode 5: Phil and Dave Go To Couples Therapy

One of the things I find most entertaining about the ongoing “Metal Grasshopper” video series featuring Phil Anselmo and Dave Hill is that Phil is always barefoot. Always! I imagine I’d do the same if I had such a sweet piece of property out in the woods. Sure, I regularly walk barefoot around the Vince Division of the MS Mansion, but it just ain’t the same, especially with the constant worry of stepping in poo left about by the MS Mansion Monkeys. Higgins left a particularly rancid one yesterday.

In Episode 5 of Metal Grasshopper — which just premiered on Metal Injection — Phil and Dave’s relationship has taken a turn for the worse, so the two consult a couples therapist to try and get back on the right track. If I’m being honest the whole Metal Grasshopper shtick is getting a little tired, but Hill is so good on camera and Phil’s such a ham that I still feel compelled to watch each new episode anyway. Check it below: