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Metal Grasshopper, Episode 2: Phil Anselmo Doesn’t Suck at Metal, but Dave Hill Does

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anselmo wake up callPat Morita and Ralph Macchio these two are not. In The Karate Kid, Mr. Miyagi teaches Daniel-san how to fight so he can face his bully and defeat him. In Metal Grasshopper, the Miyagi character is the bully.

In episode 2 of the new web series (watch the premiere episode here), we open with Dave being awakened with a dick punch from Phil, and it’s all downhill from there. One part metal sensei and one part internment camp re-education torturer, Phil’s methods are primitive but effective in teaching naïve Dave how to headbang properly, how to execute various metal vocal techniques, and the subtle art of making a fucking awesome salad.

Watch it if for no other reason than to see what happens when Dave touches the Sword of Ghouls. Master Phil is not amused.

Keep up with future episodes of Metal Grasshopper on Dave Hill’s Metal Injection channel.

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