Today on MetalSucks: The Contortionist Sucks!

UPDATE: If you’re clicking into this post from the site header or Facebook, click HERE to view all of The Contortionist’s content from September 17th all in one place. 

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Today is a very special day. No, not because it’s Constitution Day, although I suppose that’s special in its own ‘Murica-loving way too.

The six talented lads in the Contortionist will be taking over MetalSucks for the entire day! Joey and Robby Baca, Cameron Maynard, Jordan Eberhardt, Mike Lessard and Eric Guenther have painstakingly prepared an entire day’s worth of content for you. They’ve got top ___ of all time lists, nerdy gear discussions, food recipes, instructions for how to accomplish lucid dreaming… that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

Of course The Contortionist have plenty to tell you about their new album Language, too, which came out yesterday via eOne music, can be streamed in full below and can be pre-ordered here.

Enjoy, and try not to give the guys that patented MS troll treatment… alright, maybe give ’em a little.