Photo Caption Contest: Win Tickets to See Gigan, Pyrrhon and Artificial Brain on Tour!

Last week we gave away two copies of the ripping new Columns album Please Explode, which you can stream here and order here. The winning captions to the photo at right:

• MegaMaster: “I swear man, this guitar had 6 six strings!”
• Elliot Secrist: “Dude it’s like… we occupy that narrow space between Cynic and something like Reel Big Fish… you know? It just came together super natch.”

The launch of the “Interstellar Intellect North American Tour,” featuring death metal up-and-comers Gigan, Pyrrhon and Artificial Brain, is right around the corner! The MetalSucks-sponsored trek heads out on September 11th and criss-crosses the U.S. for a full month; get dates here. We’re giving away two pairs of tickets to see the tour in the city closest to you. Alls you’ve got to do to win is come up with a funny caption to the below photo and enter it into the comments section. We’ll choose our favorite and contact the winner via email. Go!