There’s a Babymetal Song about Bacon, Lion’s Booty, Donkeys and Old Dead Guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdgThSw2AG4

In the spirit of great misheard lyrics videos like the infamous “Boat! Rudder!” version of Trivium’s “Pull Harder on the Strings of Your Martyr” — which might be the best one of all time — comes this fun/dirty interpretation of Babymetal’s “Doki Doki Morning.” I’m not sure whether to laugh or be disgusted at the vulgarity of some of the “lyrics” seeing as they’re being “sung” by 15-year-old girls… but I figure if the Babymetal Fanclub posted this on their Facebook page it’s gotta be safe to laugh, right? Yup, I’m gonna go with it. Check your pedo jokes at the door, please.