THIS is the eHarmony Commercial Fred Durst Directed?!?!

In May, we learned that Limp Bizkit’s Fred Durst was directing a commercial for the online dating service eHarmony.

Well, that commercial is now online, and I gotta say, they didn’t have to tell anyone Durst had directed this — his fingerprints are all over it! Everything about it, from the visuals to the narrative, suggests that it was created by the same mind that gave the world the “Gold Cobra” video:

All kidding aside: that couldn’t seem less Durstian if it was Citizen fucking Kane. The only thing about it that seems even remotely Durst-esque is how bad it is. The mere thought of Durst making this spot is more mind boggling than the thought of Durst being able to walk and chew bubblegum at the same time.

[via The PRP]