If You’ve Ever Wanted to Hear Frankie Palmeri from Emmure Rap, Here’s Your Chance

It’s been a bittersweet week for Emmure frontman Frankie Palmeri. On the one hand, he lost a drummer to advances in science and good taste. On the other hand, after years and years of praying to the one true God, Jabba the Hutt, he finally gets to follow in the footsteps of his hero, Vanilla Ice, and rap. Ya take the good, ya take the bad…

The release-of-a-new-Street Fighter-game-sized event takes place as part of a remix of a song called “2 Girls 1 Pipe,” from someone named Riff Raff. (Y’know, like the leader of the Jets from West Side Story. That’s tough.) In case the title didn’t give it away, the song is about one dude fucking two ladies at the same time, which is basically every man’s dream. Amazingly enough, though, Palmeri insinuates that he can only make this happen via prostitution: he calls the woman to whom he’s rapping “a basic bitch” before reminding her that “I’m rich and you broke.” You would think someone with flow this dope could score a three-way on his own. I guess Frankie puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. WOW!

Listen to “2 Girls 1 Pipe” below.