Speaking of Pissing: Panzerfaust Visited the Westboro Baptist Church…

I gotta tell ya, when I woke up today, I did not think I’d be writing multiple stories about pee. I really thought I had put all that behind me when I left my position as editor of the German magazine Urinieren in Meinem Mund Monats. But this is too good not to post.

Canada’s Panzerfaust are currently on tour with Abigail Williams and Lecherous Nocturne, and while driving from one gig to another, someone noticed that they were far from “everybody’s most beloved institution,” guitarist/vocalist Kaizer tells Bravewords. So they decided to make a pitstop and pay their respects:

The band added via Facebook:

“The epicenter of all outhouses: THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH. As an outhouse, it was employed as such. For even thinking about protesting Jeff Hanneman’s funeral, may your mothers suck cocks in hell.”

Although there are probably things you could do to the WBC which are even more offensive than just pissing on their front lawn (nobody had to take a dump?), this is still pretty rad. In fact, I think the band should use the above image as the cover of their next album. They could call it Pisserfaust! You can have that one, fellas, no charge.

[via Metal Insider]