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 WORST WEEK EVER PLAYLIST, April 7 – April 11, 2014

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Here are this week’s top stories:

• We premiered new music from Cormorant and Tiger Flowers, plus a sweet new acoustic performance video from Steel Panther.
• Sergeant D. wondered, “Who are The Big Four of metalcore?”
• As I Lay Dying released an official statement regarding their future as a band… only no they didn’t! Turns out it was just Tim Lambesis acting on his own, without consulting with the other members of the band. What a weirdo.
• We mourned the lost of The Ultimate Warrior.
• A college student made a death metal video about heart disease and stroke for class.
• This cat hates guitar shredding.
• The surviving members of GWAR have established The Dave Brockie Foundation, a charity to promote “the advancement of music, images, letters and performances in the arts.”
• Eddie Hermida from Suicide Silence blew some Chinese fans’ minds by making a bowl out of an apple.
• OMG, this Emmure cover.
• OMG, this new Steel Panther video.

Have a great weekend, gang! See ya Monday.