See, Now, I Understand What the KISS App Does

Like David Draiman, KISS have just launched a new app; unlike David Draiman, KISS have made it clear what their app actually does. Because whatever else you wanna say about KISS, you can’t accuse them of being bad at marketing.

The app is called KISS Photobomb, a name which immediately clues you in on what the app does: it makes you look like an idiot.

Why would you want these services? How many pictures of yourself and others have you ever taken an thought, “Hm, this would look much better with a member of KISS and/or some chintzy KISS clip art in it!”?

But the app is free. So I guess if you’re really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY bored…

By the way, this made me laugh:

Yes, I am sick of boring texts! And it’s not because the people who text me are boring, or because I myself lack the ability to compose an entertaining message — no, it’s because none of my emoticons are KISS-related. How am I supposed to accurately convey information without the aid of an illustration of a teddy bear that Peter Criss? I CAN’T BELIEVE IT TOOK SOMEONE SO LONG TO THINK OF THIS!!!