Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win a Jar of Axl and Vince’s Farts!!!

Horns up for reader Wayne Fitzgerald! Andy correctly identified last week’s logo as belonging to the band Nokturnal Mortum. For his troubles, Wayne wins three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! Yyyyaaaayyy, Wayne!!! 

I wanted to do something special this week, since it’s the rare occasion that April 1 falls on a Tuesday, or, as all civilized intellectuals have come to know it, CUBLOTWday. So instead of the usual three mystery CDs, this week I am offering a very special, once in a lifetime opportunity: a jar into which both myself and the right honorable Mr. Vince Neilstein have farted. And I promise it won’t be just any fart. No siree. Vince and I will stuff ourselves so full of questionable-looking street meat, drenched in the hottest hot sauces, that our anuses will simply EXPLODE pungent vapors into the jar (don’t worry, we’ll be careful not to shart). What you do with the jar is, of course, entirely up to you. Farm DNA from our fart molecules and clone us to help create your own metal blog. Sell it on eBay. Mother’s Day is coming up — have you bought Mom a present yet? We promise the jar we use will be decorative and semi-formal, thereby making it the perfect gift.

To win, identify the name of the band whose logo appears below, then fill out the form beneath it with your guess and your name and address. From everyone who gets it right, we’ll randomly one winner, and announce his or her name next week.

Here’s this week’s logo… it’s rrrrrreaaaallllyy hard. I mean, it had to be — we can’t just be going around giving away jars of our farts willy-nilly, can we? Good luck!

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