Photo Caption Contest: Win a Stack of CDs from Metal Blade Records!

Last week we offered up MetalSucks t-shirts to two lucky winners. These people will suddenly become the coolest kids on their block when they get theirs in the mail:

• Joe Massengill: “My Nikki Sixx replicator works! Wait, why the hell did I build this?”
• Gaylor Momsen: “SWOOP THERE IT IS.”

This week we’ve got a whole stack of CDs from Metal Blade to bestow upon one of you: one copy each of Artillery’s Legions, Flotsam & Jetsam’s No Place for Disgrace – 2014, Down Among the Dead Men’s self-titled, Bodyfarm’s The Coming Scourge and Sarke’s Aruagint. All you gotta do to enter is come up with a funny caption for the below photo and enter it into the comments section. Go!