Rocklahoma 2014 is Nothing if Not Diverse

The line-up for the 2014 edition of Rocklahoma — which, contrary to popular belief, takes place in Oklahoma, not Tokyo! — has been unveiled. There are just enough good bands on the bill that if someone put a gun to my head and told me I had to go or they’d kill me, I’d probably choose to go. Also, where the fuck else are you gonna see All That Remains sandwiched in-between Skid Row and Cinderella’s Tom Keifer, or Down on a bill with fucking Kix??? Also, there’s a lot of interesting younger bands playing the fest. I mean, I don’t actually know that they’re interesting, because I haven’t heard of most of them (Dirty Crush… they’re on Profound Lore, right?). But based on their names alone, we can infer that one of them is a group of African-American Jews, one of them is a British S&M-themed outfit, and several of them speak English as a second language, so presumably they’re at least a LITTLE entertaining.

Here’s the full line-up:

You can get more info here.

[via Bring Back Glam!]