Steel Panther Unveils Sacrilicious Cover Art, Release Date For Eat, Free Burgers

Steel Panther chose a fitting date for the upcoming release of their third album All You Can Eat: April Fools’ Day. It works doubly because they’re the funniest, most irreverent band on Earth — and April 1 is a funny day — but also because 4/1/14 is imminently memorable even to a band staffed by easily-confused hair metal bimbos.

Plus, it’s a service to humankind to provide a professional example to the world’s amateur pranksters with songs like “Fucking My Heart In The Ass” and “Bu*kake Tears” and to the unlucky multitudes who missed out on non-depressing hard rock music. Not to mention that the band has teamed with our buds at Grill ‘Em All food truck to give away free Panther-themed burgers today in Los Angeles! Yep, Steel Panther is aimed straight at a Nobel Peace Prize.

Read our exclusive studio report with All You Can Eat producer Jay Ruston here. Song titles and “Gloryhole” (live) below!

1. Pussywhipped
2. Party Like Tomorrow Is The End Of The World (here)
3. Gloryhole (below)
4. Bu*kake Tears
5. Gangbang At The Old Folks Home
6. Ten Strikes You’re Out
7. The Burden Of Being Wonderful
8. Fucking My Heart In The Ass
9. BVS
10. You’re Beautiful When You Don’t Talk
11. If I Was The King
12. She’s On The Rag