This record is going to be awesome.

The recorded debut of new guitarist Pustulus Maximus (aka Brent Purgason of Cannibis Corpse).

New IWABO song is IWABO.

Sweeeeeeeet.

Varg Vikernes, fresh off his release from a French prison after being held on suspected terrorist charges, has posted a series of three blogs detailing his arrest, time in prison, his subsequent release and the paparazzi storm that has followed.

To the victors go the spoils…

Whose costumes are less silly? And are you a total misogynist, or a total weedogynist?

Join this week’s discussion: Are we wrong about a major magazine’s cover controversy?

You’ll be booking your flights for next year’s festival after reading this.

And the band’s new album is called….

Because everything this band does is fantastic.

You have Nothing Left to Fear… except having to sit through this movie.

It should go without saying that their new song is a bajillion-trillion times better than anything Disturbed have ever recorded.

New song will leave you b-side yourself.

Take that, stinkin’ fender bender!

IT’S A MIRACLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PREPARE YOUR FINEST CUP OF COFFEE!

Shit is startin’ to get real, yo!!!

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