Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Hair Metal + Idiot Magician Criss Angel = Comedy Gold September 4th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg A look into the illusionist’s hilarious past.
This Sucks 0 Necrophobic Vocalist Gets Eighteen Months in Jail for Domestic Abuse September 4th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg The band may have to change its name to Analrapephobic.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Cloudkicker Announces New Album Subsume for September 14 Release, New Track Out Now September 4th, 2013 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein CLOUDKICKER, y’all!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Meek is Murder Made the Best Album Teaser Ever September 4th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Kurt Ballou deserves a goddamn Oscar.
Tour de Force 0 History’s Crappiest Metal Package Tour Being Turned Into One-Day Festival September 4th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg A small victory, or a massive defeat?
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Stu Block is Officially Out of Into Eternity September 4th, 2013 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Tim Roth drops the news in a recent interview.
Tweet Twat 0 Trivium Reveal Why David Draiman Insists on Typing in ALL CAPS September 4th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Stupid! You’re so stupid!
New Stuff 0 Fit For An Autopsy Thank Budd Dwyer September 4th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg The politician who killed himself at a press conference is memorialized in awesome new DM song.
This Sucks 0 Lamb of God: Officially NOT Playing Kuala Lumpur September 4th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The Department of Islamic Development of Malaysia doesn’t understand reverse-psychology, inadvertently creates hordes of new metal fans.
New Stuff 0 Ghost Ship Octavius Debut With “Saturn and Skies” September 3rd, 2013 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Ex-members of Nevermore and God Forbid team up on new music.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three Mystery CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! September 3rd, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Win some shit!
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: Kataklysm’s “Kill the Elite” September 3rd, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Check out the first single from the band’s new album, Waiting for the End to Come.
Tour de Force 0 Euroblast 2013 Running Order Announced! September 3rd, 2013 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Meshuggah, The Ocean, Textures, Threat Signal, Twelve Foot Ninja and more.
New Stuff 0 Pig Destroyer Climb “The Octagonal Stairway” September 3rd, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg SO MUCH YES!!!!
Grand Slams 0 Grand Slams: The Stretch Run September 3rd, 2013 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Becoming the Archetype’s Seth Hecox goes in-depth on the current playoff races around the MLB as the season enters its final month.
New Stuff 0 Soulfy Master Savagery September 3rd, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg New Soulfly song for ya.
Tour de Force 0 Juicy Tour Rumor: Obituary + Strong Intention September 3rd, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Incidentally, “Strong Obituary” would be a weird compliment to give someone, wouldn’t it?
Tour de Force 0 Awesome Tour Alert: High on Fire, Kvelertak, Doomriders, Pack of Wolves and Windhand September 3rd, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I got baked just typing that line-up.
Tour de Force 0 More Slayer + Gojira Tour Dates Announced September 3rd, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg And 4Arm, too.
Editorials 0 Ted Nugent’s Wife Finds Out the Hard Way That You’re Not Allowed to Bring a Gun on an Airplane September 3rd, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!
