Metal in the Media 0 Kanye West Thinks “Heavy Metal” Sweatpants are Cool May 17th, 2013 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Ugliest sweatpants EVER.
Metal Metsieh 0 Hydra Head Records to Close Los Angeles Office This Month May 17th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg They’ll have a giant “yard sale” to say farewell and unload their remaining stock.
Metal Merch 0 Watch Someone Else Play Metallica Pinball for Fifteen Minutes May 17th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg This is overkill (not the band).
...And F*ck You Too 0 Westboro Baptist Church to Picket Jeff Hanneman Memorial Celebration in Los Angeles May 17th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Let’s stage a counter protest!
Metal Tech 0 A Review of Google Play Music All Access (Hint: It’s Pretty Freaking Awesome) May 17th, 2013 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Just about every metal label is already on it.
Tour de Force 0 Headlining Havok May 17th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Denver thrashers announce their first headlining tour of North America.
Tim Lambesis Trial 0 As I Lay Dying’s Tim Lambesis: New Bail Review Set for Tomorrow May 16th, 2013 at 9:13pm Axl Rosenberg His attorney will present a new argument as to why his bail should be lowered.
My Favorite... 0 My Favorite Metal Guitar Solo, by Anciients Guitarist Chris Dyck May 16th, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The shredder for one of our favorite up-and-coming bands on the pleasures of Zakk Wylde’s solo for “No More Tears.”
Contests 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Copy of Howl’s New Album Bloodlines May 16th, 2013 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Although, in truth, that photo is funny even without a caption.
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: The Extremely Extreme Magazine Pays Tribute to Jeff Hanneman May 16th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks It’s impossible to be hyperbolic about the legacy of the late Slayer guitarist.
New Stuff 0 Have Some “No Strings Attached” Fun with Valient Thorr May 16th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg There isn’t anything that we can’t do!
New Stuff 0 Barry the Mortician and Rob Arnold Spray Liquid Death May 16th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg The best song ever written about tit fucking a corpse.
Editorials 0 Regarding Tim Lambesis, Meggan Lambesis, and “The Evil Ex” May 16th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Natalie Zina Walschots’ new piece for The Toronto Standard is a horrifying eye-opener.
Metal Merch 0 If Only This Merch Package from The Sword Were Real! May 16th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg More metal bands need to make bedsheets and other sleepy time accoutrements!
Cinemetal 0 Check Out Two New Songs from Nightkin, Featuring Current and Former Members of The Red Chord and The Black Dahlia Murder May 16th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Debut album coming soon?
Podcasts 0 Announcing The MetalSucks Podcast, Hosted by Chuck and Godless! May 16th, 2013 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Debuting this Monday, May 20!
New Stuff 0 Shaun Lopez Remixes The Dillinger Escape Plan’s “One of Us is the Killer” May 16th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s so easy (girl).
Interviews 0 The Necrosexual Gets Grim with Gary Holt (and Gary Holt Gets Grim with Him) May 16th, 2013 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein “Is it difficult to learn the guitar parts in Slayer from Kerry King’s fat, money-grubbing hands?”
Reunion Mania 0 Video: Korn Get Head for the First Time in Eight Years May 16th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg The amount of semen they produced must have been incredible!
New Stuff 0 “How This Will End:” Well, for Mouth of the Architect May 16th, 2013 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Mouth of the Architect = a modern day Led Zeppelin?