Miss May I Seeking Stupidest Fan Ever

Miss May I are currently seeking the stupidest fan ever to get their lion logo tattooed on him or herself for their new album cover.

“We are looking for a special fan to be our cover of our next record,” the band says in a press release, in this instance opting for the word “special” in place of the term “mentally handicapable.” They go on to promise that “The tattoo will be paid for by us and done professionally.” So if the only thing holding you back from trying to get this gig was fear that you’d have to pay your cousin Joey out of pocket to tattoo you with a bag full of BIC pens and lighters, well, go ahead and put in that application!

In addition to paying for the tattoo, compensation will be provided in the form of severe regret and/or extreme self-denial in the not-too-distant future, as well as a public record that you are a jackass.

[via Lambgoat]