OMG PLEASE LORD NO DON’T LET THIS BE TRUE

Horrible news use guise: lead douche nozzle Austin Winkler has parted ways with Hinder :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

No reason has been given for split, but drummer Carrot Top did have this to say:

“We’re very proud of all we accomplished with Austin, and fans should rest assured that this is not the end of Hinder. Nothing could ever prevent us from making terrible fashion choices!!! We promise we’ll be back with a new douche nozzle and even worse haircuts soon!!!”

I know there are some MetalSucks readers who are gonna be really bummed out by this news, and may even feel like life has lost all meaning. I strongly advise those readers to seek help. You can call the Summer’s Eve help hotline at 866-787-6383. YOU ARE NOT ALONE!!!

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