In Which We Didn’t Wanna Risk Our Relationship with God

WORST WEEK EVER PLAYLIST, November 4 – November 8, 2013

The theme of this week’s playlist: SATAN! SATAN! SATAN!!!

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And now, this week’s top stories:

• We debuted new music from Ephel Duath and Czar.
  
• We watched old men dance to Meshuggah.
• We admired the dozens of Papa (and Mama!) Emeritus from Ghost Halloween costumes.
• We were delighted to learn that Drewsif Stalin’s metal cover of Miley Cyrus’ “Wrecking Ball” might win Ryan Seacrest’s competiton!
• We declared it time to stop thinking of women in metal as women in metal.
• We found it hilarious that a Kentucky high schooler refused to run in a track meet after being assigned the number 666.
• We marveled at how nu-deathcore band Neurotic November have gotten worse since being signed.
• We made 640 additions to Buzzfeed’s list of the 26 most metal things of all time.
• We watched in horror as Limp Bizkit ruined Guns N’ Roses and Ministry.
• We enjoyed these famous corporate logos reimagined as black metal logos.

Okay, that’s it for us this week. Have a fun weekend, gang! See ya Monday.