Photo Caption Contest: Win a Cassette Tape of Skeletonwitch’s Serpents Unleashed and a Walkman!!

For last week’s Photo Caption Contest we gave away a microG Personal Vaporizer from Grenco Science. And the winner is, chosen by Misopogon, the fine gentleman who sent in the photo at right:

• Elaine Benes: “‘It’s a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife, the only friend who hasn’t betrayed you, the only friend who won’t be dead by sun-up. Sleep tight, mates, in your quilted corduroy patchwork shirt.’ J. Peterman catalog, Fall 2013.”

This week we’re giving away a cassette tape copy of Skeletonwitch’s new album Serpents Unleashed. Yeah, you read that right, a CASSETTE TAPE. And because we know just how ridiculous that idea is — and since you probably don’t even have a tape player unless you’ve got a super-pimp old car like me — we are also giving away a walkman to play it on. Yeah, you read that right also — a brand new Sanyo walkman! (pictured here) All you gotta do to win is come up with a funny caption for the below photo [sent in by Andrew M. from a Bucks Day, which as I understand it is the Australian term for bachelor party] and enter it into the comments section.