Two Chances to Sleep with Helen Money

Sleep have announced two 2014 shows with Helen Money (née Alison Chelsey), the metal-friendly experimental cellist who has appeared on albums by artists such Anthrax, Russian Circles, and, uh, Disturbed. (In all fairness, I’m betting the Disturbed gig paid really well.) Although I respect both Sleep and Ms. Money, I can’t say I’m a fan of either (the one time Vince and I went to see Sleep, we kept waiting for the set to begin when we realized that the set had begun and the band weren’t just tuning their instruments/doing a soundcheck/whatever). But I know plenty of you are… so dates are below! Have a fun time and be safe, okay? Your mother and I worry about you and those funny-smelling cigarettes you smoke.

1/3 Englewood, CO @ Gothic Theater
1/4 Albuquerque, NM @ Sunshine Theater

[via Lambgoat]