Gene Simmons Has a Voice Like an Angel

The Pittsburgh Steelers and the Minnesota Vikings squared off in London yesterday, and while I imagine the game’s organizers could have gotten any number of amazing singers who are world famous for their incredible voices.

Instead, they got Gene Simmons, a man with the artistic integrity of a porn director* and the singing voice of the CPA he was always meant to be. They even gave him backing singers, presumably in an effort to downplay the fact Simmons’ cantor would have been a better choice for this gig. Sheesh.

*That may not be fair to porn directors.

[via Bring Back Glam!]