This Video About The Butcher Babies’ Tour Bus Sure is Informative!
I sat down to watch this thing called Bus Invaders which is shoddily photographed and opens with a POV shot of someone knocking on a door before two vacuous women with big fake boobs answer and invite the photographer onto their bus, and I thought, “Okay, I know where this is going, the sex should start any second now.” This suspicion was only reinforced by the the lower left-hand corner of the video perpetually displaying the initials “D.T.B.”, which I naturally assumed stood for “Down to Blumpkin.”
Alas, they actually stand for “Digital Tour Bus,” and the term “bus invaders” is not a euphemism. Thus, I was only treated to a tour of the Butcher Babies’ bus.
The silver lining, though, is that there is a TON of great, super-helpful info in the video, which is six-and-a-half minutes long and contains not a second wasted. These awesome insights include:
- Where the bus driver sits while driving the bus.
- How the band obtains their CDs to sell on tour from their label and not, as you might suspect, from another band’s label.
- How the table that folds out into a bed remains a table when no one needs the bed.
- How always keeping your pajamas in the same place helps to ensure that you’re never unable to find your pajamas.
- How blue cheese dressing and ranch dressing look very similar, especially if you’re inebriated.
“You have to go to school,” they said. “You’ll never get an education otherwise,” they said. P’shaw! Obviously, the authority figures who tried to prevent me from dropping out of the sixth grade never saw Bus Invaders!
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