Slipknot’s Clown Makes Clown Masks Now

To the surprise of no one, I loathe Halloween. For one thing, in New York City we have this big stupid parade which makes it abso-fucking-lutely impossible to get almost anywhere in a reasonable amount of time. And for another thing, if I wanted to play dress-up, listen to horrible music, and get hammered surrounded by smelly idiots who are also in bad costumes, I’d go to a Black Veil Brides show.

This is all a long way of saying that I have no idea how much rubber Halloween masks retail for. So I don’t know if this is a good deal or not, although I’m inclined to say “not.”

Slipknot empty keg-batterer Shawn “Clown” Crahan is now selling limited-edition clown masks for five-hundred bucks. He’ll make fifty of them a year every year on his birthday, thus giving himself the best possible birthday gift anyone could hope for: $25,000.

Here’s this year’s edition:

If you’ve got five-hundred bucks burning a hole in your pocket and you either wanna have the most expensive Halloween costume at your party or just display this thing in your home to make sure you never get laid or make new friends again, you can buy one here.

[via The PRP]