Happy Birthday Dave Mustaine!!!

Guess what, guys? Dave Mustaine is 52 years young today! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAVE!!!

The Megadeth mainman alerted the world yesterday (a day in advance, so if we forgot to get him a card, we’d still have time to do so — what a swell fella!) via this tweet:

My birthday prezzie from the family. Guess what the odometer said? Coming next… pic.twitter.com/Blh5fB9q7d

— Dave Mustaine (@DaveMustaine) September 12, 2013

As of this writing, Mustaine has sent out two additional tweets, neither of which reveal to fans what the odometer said. The suspense is killing me!!! What did it say, Dave??? WHAT DID IT SAY?!?!?!

But I digress.

I know we give Dave a lot of shit around here. So on his special day, I thought I would provide forty-seven reasons to actually admire the guy (it would have been fifty-five reasons, but Killing is My Business isn’t on Spotify for whatever reason). Mr. Mustaine, I raise my Twinkie to you, sir!!!