Lambgoat Commenters React to Darkest Hour’s New Album News

Immature Lambgoat commenters are the stuff of legends, so when the site posted news over the weekend that Darkest Hour are back in the studio I expected nothing less than van flip jokes galore. It’d been many months (maybe years?) since I looked at any comments on Lambgoat (though we frequent the site for news often) so I decided to take a stroll down comment lane.

Much to my surprise things started off on an overly positive note:

“this will be great,”

“They were pretty fuckin’ good live when I saw them a few years ago. 18 years… Dayum!”

“Band will never suck, The Human Romance was fucking great. Looking forward to this,”

“Nothing wrong with this. Glad these guys will never quit. Veritas, Aequitas”

“album will rule.”

All comments posted by “anonymous,” as per usual on Lambgoat. Why so much positivity? Where are the death threats and homophobic slurs? Could it be that people are actually stoked for new Darkest Hour?

The first post, also be “anonymous,” at least had a funny spin on it: “Smelly people are stoked.” Hey, I’m smelly, and I’m stoked! Right on.

But things quickly take a turn for the sour:

“Darkest Frrrt. Do a God Forbid and break up already.”

Then members of the infamous FSU crew get involved (or rather people pretending to be in the FSU crew, or making fun of them).

“FSU= JUGGALOS”

“I’m in FSU. Don’t play with me lil Sally. I stay trill. Come to Boston and to my crew you get handled.”

“I’m in a crew” = pathetic, insecure deadbeat

“i’m in a crew come to boston blalblalba. Dudes who showed up in the scene 6 years ago and now in FSU are stoked about your comments and chest pounding faggotry.”

“I’m a crew. Darkest Flour are shit.”

“schleibaum is a turd. give it up, faggots”

Ah, the f word. That’s the Lambgoat I know and love!

So anyway… new Darkest Hour, coming to you most likely in early 2014.