Hollywood Undead’s “Dead Bite” Video is the Funniest Comedy of the Summer

Although it doesn’t benefit from nonsensical audio commentary from Shawn “Clown” Crahan, Hollywood Undead’s new video for the song “Dead Bite” is still the funniest thing you’ll see all summer. That’s in part just because of the ongoing ridiculousness of this group, who seem to have no white suburban nerds with no higher creative influence than Vanilla Ice, in part because the clip is just about the shittiest Eyes Wide Shut rip-off imaginable, and in part because of the lyrics, which seem to have been written by… well… Vanilla Ice. Some of my favorite examples:

You know I got a grenade, and it’s got your name on it
I’ma spit on your grave and engrave a dick on it

Because having a dick on your grave is the absolute worst fate imaginable.

I know that we have never really met before
But, tell me, does this rag smell like chloroform?

You got nowhere to run too, so, don’t try hiding
‘Cause I’m known to be like Jack Nicholson from The Shining

Worth noting: Jack Nicholson freezes to death at the end of The Shining.

And here’s the best one of all — and keep in mind this is 100% real, and multiple people thought it was a good idea:

Goodnight, sleep tight
Don’t let the dead bite

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[via Revolver]