In Which We Dressed In Drag

Next week brings the return of our Axl Rosenberg, so nearly over is your journey across that arid wasteland of sadness. For now, just browse his greatest hits and our biggest stories of the week!

WORST WEEK EVER PLAYLIST, JULY 22 – JULY 26, 2013

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Now, this week’s top stories:

• We tittered at The Ocean’s first-ever video cuz boobs.
• We mouthbarfed at pics of Robb Flynn in dressed as a lady.
• We pondered the blurry ethics of Protest The Hero’s new distro deals.
• We gabbed with Erik Danielsson of Watain cuz he’s awesome.
• We reviewed new albums from Karnivool, All Pigs Must Die, Mercenary, and DevilDriver.
• We judged James and Lars from Metallica by their Spotify playlists.
• We hailed the return of Monster Magnet!
• We jammed new jams from Exhumed, Eyes Set To Kill, Revocation, A Storm Of Light, and like ten billion more.
• We drooled over newly announced tourdates from Trivium/DevilDriver and AX7/Deftones/Ghost.
• We continued our Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band reader bracket!

Yaaay! Thanks for reading! Have an awesome wknd :))