Speaking of David Draiman: He Recently Helped Megadeth Debut The Inspirational Kitchen Magnet Song Live

One of the stupidest, most egregiously silly songs on Megadeth’s shit-sucking new album, Pooper Collider, is called “Dance in the Rain.” It takes its chorus from an inspirational kitchen magnet that quotes self-proclaimed “visionary, artist, author and entrepreneur” Vivian Greene. I know that because my mom has it on her fridge door. I think someone gave it to her after she went through menopause or something.

ANYWAY, as terrible as this song is, it could be worse: it could be performed by Megadeth in a live setting, where a producer can’t hide the fact that drunk karaoke singers have better pitch than Dave Mustaine. It could also be performed by Megadeth in a live setting with David Draiman, who co-wrote the song. And someone figured this out, and I guess his idea of a sick joke was to convince Mustaine and Draiman that they should, in fact, do the song live, and now here it is because fuck yourself.

Is there an equivalent of a vasectomy for vocal chords? And, if so, can we, like, order Mustaine a brochure or something?

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